ELLEN TORDESILLAS: A CELIBATE KRIS AQUINO AS PRESIDENT WILL
ERADICATE POVERY IN PH

Ellen Tordesillas: I cannot imagine the Philippines without Kris Aquino. It would be boring.
I want Kris Aquino for President. Everybody talks about the need for out-of-the box solutions to the problem of poverty that is the lot of almost a third of the country’s 99 million population. Kris Aquino has found the solution: don’t have sex and you will be blessed with money beyond your dreams. In an interview last Tuesday with best friend Boy Abunda in her classy all-white house, Aquino couldn’t contain her joy for all the blessings coming her way: the box-office success of the movie of her son, Bimby, even if critics said it was inane (one critic said it was “contempt for the audience”); a hefty new contract with ABS-CBN after she floated the rumor that she was considering the job offer of businessman Manny V. Pangilinan to head TV5; plus many more.

ALSO: Criticized For Showing Lavish Home, Kris Says ‘Wala Na Lang Para Walang Gulo’

Kris Aquino decided to cut a segment from her “Kris TV” show where she gives a tour around her home after the host was criticized by people on social media. Aquino should have been seen guiding her TV crew around her home in the segment which was supposed to show the entirety of the Aquino household. That is, up until Kris decided otherwise because some were criticizing her for being insensitive to the plight of Filipinos hit by recent natural calamities. The host revealed the reason in a voiceover during the “Kris TV” episode on Tuesday where she said that she cut the segment short because she wants to “avoid negativity” especially this Christmas. She cited one comment on Instagram which said, “showing off what you have is not very humbling, especially when the rest of the country is struggling to even put food on their plate and people [who are] affected by [the] typhoon lost everything they have. Just saying.”


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A celibate Kris Aquino as president will eradicate poverty in PH

 


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MANILA, JANUARY 27, 2014 (YAHOO NEWS) By Ellen Tordesillas, Contributor - I cannot imagine the Philippines without Kris Aquino. It would be boring.

I want Kris Aquino for President.

Everybody talks about the need for out-of-the box solutions to the problem of poverty that is the lot of almost a third of the country’s 99 million population. Kris Aquino has found the solution: don’t have sex and you will be blessed with money beyond your dreams.


Kris shares with Boy Abunda her theory about her success.

In an interview last Tuesday with best friend Boy Abunda in her classy all-white house, Aquino couldn’t contain her joy for all the blessings coming her way: the box-office success of the movie of her son, Bimby, even if critics said it was inane (one critic said it was “contempt for the audience”); a hefty new contract with ABS-CBN after she floated the rumor that she was considering the job offer of businessman Manny V. Pangilinan to head TV5; plus many more.

These are her choice quotes:

"Ngayon ko na-realize pala talaga na it's possible na 'yung kaligayahan mo it doesn't come pala from fulfillment sa sarili but it comes from seeing people loving your child. Sinabi ko nga, nagdarasal ako, 'God, ano ba ang nagawa kong bongga para ibigay mo ito kay Bimb?' Kasi hindi ba nasa Biblia 'yon na kung ano ang itanim mo bilang magulang 'yon ang aanihin ng anak. So sabi ko, 'Thank you God.'"

"Kasi siguro mabait ako, kasi siguro celibate ako, sorry I have to say, let's be honest. ... I'm just saying na siguro parang alam ko kung ano ang priorities in life ko and siguro talaga kung ano ang pinakamahalaga sa iyo, 'yun ang ipagkakaloob sa iyo ng Diyos at ang pinakamahalaga sa akin ay 'yung dalawang anak ko."

"I know my priorities siguro kaya na bi-blessed because I don't have sex."

Let’s try to follow Kris’ logic: she is blessed –so rich, she is one of the country’s top taxpayers - because she is mabait.

That means the Filipinos living in poverty with no roof over their heads, the children scavenging for food are not mabait.

She said she is blessed because she doesn’t have sex. That means all those poor people are having an active sex life.

Such genius. Only a Kris Aquino could have come up with that theory..

So if Kris becomes president, she will be a good example of population control. No sex, no more children. We will all be rich and blessed. Hurray! Kris Aquino for President.

With Kris Aquino in Malacańang, there will be complete transparency (who needs the Freedom of Information law?).

Nothing will be taboo for her: from the color of her underwear (In her “Morning Girl” show with Korina Sanchez in 2004, she even revealed without any prodding the color of her panty) to her quarrels with her lovers (In 2003, she related on TV her bedroom fight with live-in partner, actor Joey Marquez. She said "Sinasabi nila that I grabbed at his genitals. I did. I wanted to crush it.”)

You would think her “Joey you gave me STD” would be difficult to top? You will be surprised with what Kris can come up with in the future.

With Kris Aquino as president, it will not only be more fun in the Philippines. It will be a much-blessed Philippines.

49 Readers' Responses

HERE IS ONE:
Mannie - January 16, 2014 10:37 pm

I think this is the first time that this blog features a celebrity in the person of controversial personality like Kris. It’s good to have variety sometimes. We need to be entertained.

I’m sorry to all her fans, but I think she doesn’t have any credibility. When her brother became President, she promised not to meddle in his job and politics or else she would go abroad and reside there. Since then, she has meddled many times including displaying her usual antics and dramas in the media that pertained to her personal and love life.

Kris also endorsed GMA for P10M fee. At that time, she could not be blamed because her late mother and the Aquinos supported GMA.

Her values and character are also in question. Except for James Yap, all her men were married whose ages were a lot older than her. Worse, she admitted in nationwide TV that she acquired STD (from actor Joey Marquez). Her fans would object to what I say, but James was her another victim. She uses her son as hostage and leverage in dealing with her ex.

Kris lives a very high profile life displaying her wealth. Please take note that she often stares at her guests handbags, shoes and rings. When she notices that the guests wears an expensive stuff, she mentions and compliments it.

Recently, she featured her new mansion in her TV program “Kris”. That was right after the tragic “Yolanda” typhoon wherein many victims were homeless. Many complained about her insensitivity. She was about to show her second and third floor that included her master bedroom when she decided to cancel the second part of the show due to public criticism.

And here’s what reaches my limit: She said she was blessed because she’s not having sex. Gosh, is she saying that those who are having sex are not blessed? Did she have to brag about her being celibate? Who knows and cares what’s she doing to herself when she’s alone at home? She just doesn’t know how to stop. Her big mouth always gets her into trouble.

Now, she’s eager to enter politics by running as Senator in 2016.

If people like Grace Poe and Nancy Binay could be elected as Senators, of course Kris could win easily given her popularity. If she becomes a Senator, Sen. Santiago would have a tough competitor in Kris. The Senate would turn into showbiz.

I apologize for expressing my opinion about Kris. I just thought of sharing what I think of her.

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FROM PINOYSTOP ONLINE

Criticized For Showing Lavish Home, Kris Says ‘Wala Na Lang Para Walang Gulo’ [Video]

 
Published on Dec 23, 2013 MANILA - Host-actress Kris Aquino decided not to show some parts of her new home on "Kris TV" after she was criticized by a number of people online for allegedly being insensitive to the plight of typhoon survivors.

MANILA, DECEMBER 24, 2013 (PINOYSTOP.COM) Kris Aquino decided to cut a segment from her “Kris TV” show where she gives a tour around her home after the host was criticized by people on social media.

Aquino should have been seen guiding her TV crew around her home in the segment which was supposed to show the entirety of the Aquino household.

That is, up until Kris decided otherwise because some were criticizing her for being insensitive to the plight of Filipinos hit by recent natural calamities. The host revealed the reason in a voiceover during the “Kris TV” episode on Tuesday where she said that she cut the segment short because she wants to “avoid negativity” especially this Christmas.

She cited one comment on Instagram which said, “showing off what you have is not very humbling, especially when the rest of the country is struggling to even put food on their plate and people [who are] affected by [the] typhoon lost everything they have. Just saying.”

Aquino said she replied to the Instagram comments saying that she “called Jasmin [Kris TV production manager]” and told her to “re-edit” the Tuesday episode.

She said she told the producer to cut out her tour of the second and third floor of her home. “Thanks for defending me but I really don't want to have any nega before Christmas. Nagmamagandang-loob lang ako to share [my home] pero na-misinterpret pa, so wala na lang para walang gulo,” she said.

According to Aquino, she decided to share an exclusive tour of her home because her fans’ support and patronage helped her build her dream home.

EARLIER NEWS REPORT FROM PNOYSTOP.COM

Kris Aquino Moves To New Home On July 16 JUN 20 PING12351 VIEWS Delicious1 3 Google +1 2 0 0

Kris Aquino and her sons, Josh and Bimby, will be moving to their new house in Alabang, Muntinlupa on July 16.

The Queen Of All Media revealed she had her new house undergo feng shui to make sure her luck will continue. She also said that as a gift to herself and her two sons, she will not allow the media to photograph her house.

Only the kitchen and the dining areas will be seen in ABS-CBN's "Kris TV," she said. Aquino added that the house is already set for them to move in but she is deferring to July 16 because that's the luckiest day to move in.

She was asked if President Noynoy Aquino will be at the blessing of her new house, but Aquino only said the party will not be open to the public.

There will be a cooking segment in "Kris TV," which will be taped in her new kitchen, the actress-TV host said.

Aquino couldn't contain her excitement anymore.

Meanwhile, Aquino said her show "Kris TV" will be continuing, and hopefully "forever." She earlier said she will be bowing out from showbiz already because of the scandals caused by her rift with ex-husband James Yap.

But the TV host-actress said "Kris TV" will go on as scheduled. She even taped a series of episodes in Baguio, La Union and Pangasinan since she will be taking the month of July off.

Her ABS-CBN bosses already allowed her to take a leave of absence in July. Aquino said it is also her present to her sons because she will be able to spend more time with them once she's on leave.

Also, it will give her time to take care and fix their new house. Bimby and Josh will also be taking a leave from their schooling.


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