MANILA, MARCH 5, 2012 (PHILSTAR) FUNFARE By Ricardo F. Lo - What part of his body does he consider sexiest? ‘I don’t consider my body sexy at all, but I have been told it’s my lips, my eyes, my chest and my arms. I think it’s my mind.’

If you think that you know everything about Martin Nievera, you just have to think (hard!) again.

Yes, everything (well, almost!) has been written about him, lately including his latest album titled Mga Himig ng Damdamin (Part 2 of his Himig Ng Damdamin CD; read about it in Baby Gil’s column Sounds Familiar beside Funfare), but has his sex life ever been, pardon the pun (as Martin says in the later part of this piece), touched?

Brace yourselves!

What is sexy to you?

“Sexy to me is a stolen glance, suggestive smiles and eyes that talk dirty.”

When do you feel sexy?

“Every other day and during certain songs in a concert.”

What part of your body do you consider sexiest?

“I don’t consider my body sexy at all, but I have been told it’s my lips, my eyes, my chest and my arms. I think it’s my mind.”

What part of a woman’s body do you consider sexiest?

“It depends on what position she is in. If she is walking, it’s her confidence. If she is talking, it’s her lips. If she is laughing, it’s her teeth. If she is staring, it’s her eyes. If she is wearing nice shoes, it’s her instep. I am a hands-and-feet guy, but give me those sexy eyes anytime anywhere.”

When did you lose your innocence?

“Never! I have always been guilty. But if you talk about my, ‘first,’ I was a late bloomer. I was almost 18 and it lasted a good nine minutes (not counting the getting-undressed part). My first was my last for a long, long time.”

To a younger woman, older woman or a woman your age.

“Younger by two years.”

Sexiest book?

“When I’m feeling sexy, even the manual of my TV will do.”

Sexiest movie?

“Black Swan.”

Sexiest musical instrument?

“My mouth.”

Sexiest song?

“Love Won’t Let Me Wait by Major Harris (that’s really his name, not his rank).”

Sexiest TV show?

“Three’s Company.”

Sexiest food?

“Buffalo Wings! Hot, spicy and finger-lickin’ good!

Sexiest car?

“The Audi of Iron Man.”

Sexiest perfume?

“The one she left on me the night before.”

Sexiest time of day?

“Any time can be the sexiest. The more spontaneous the better.”

Sexiest part of the house?

“The room we ended up in.”

Sexiest animal?


Sexiest billboard?

“Any Vicki Belo Billboard (the ‘after’ shots, of course!).”

Sexiest scene you have seen in a movie?

“Kim Basinger with the ice cube in 9&1/2 Weeks. Halle Berry on the couch in Monster’s Ball. And a scene in Black Swan with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.”

Sexiest scene you have ever done?

“In a movie? My long kiss with Rufa Mae (Quinto) in one of her movies. Yummy!”

Sexiest thing you have ever done to yourself?

“Photo-shopped my head on Brad Pitt’s body (on his shoulders, hello!?!).”

Sexiest thing you have ever done to or with somebody?

“We journeyed to the ends of the earth all on one candle-lit night. Oh yeah, Kenny G. was there, too.”

Sexiest fantasy?

“Two Victoria’s Secret models fully-clothed.”

Sexiest clothes (pajamas, briefs, etc.)?

“Lacy black underwear (the girl, ha!).”

Sexiest concert you have seen?

“Coming soon (pardon the pun).”

(Note: Here’s the schedule of Martin’s Three’s Company US tour with ex-wife Pops Fernandez and Ai-Ai de las Alas: April 12, Bakersfield, California; April 14, Beverly Hills, California; April 20, San Diego, California; April 21, Dallas, Texas; April 22, San Francisco, California; and April 29, Atlantic City. And the Pops-Martin Canada tour [without Ai-Ai]: May 4 in Toronto and May 6 in Calgary. For tickets, call Starmedia at 818-549-9005 or 818-547-1456 . Or log on to

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